Barney Quote #1264
Quote from Barney in Architect of Destruction
Barney: Ted, you only think The Arcadian needs to be saved because some pretty girl thinks that. And seriously... Boobs?
Ted: This isn't about the girl. It's about the building.
Barney: And what did this "Zoey" say when she found out that you're the one tearing down her beloved Arcadian? That you, Ted Mosby, are the Architect Of Destruction?
Marshall: Whoa! Sweet wrestling name alert.
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Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".