Robin Quote #15

Quote from Robin in Okay Awesome

Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him.
Robin: Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. No VIP. I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

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