Robin Quote #345
Quote from Robin in The Possimpible
Robin: I'm screwed. I've been sending out my reel for three months, and nothing.
Ted: Well, maybe there's something in your reel that people aren't responding to. Let's take a look at it, right?
Robin: [on tape, in a snowstorm] That's a good question, Norm.
Robin: The first thing is from when I was a cub reporter for Channel 22 in Red Deer. In Alberta. In Canada.
All: Oh.
Marshall: Canada.
Barney: Right.
Robin: [on tape] Well, the snow's coming down pretty hard, but these intrepid fishermen are still happy to be out competing in Lake Athabasca's Bass Fishing Jamboree, an August 1st tradition. Back to you, Norm.
Robin: What? That was my first job. It shows where I came from.
Barney: Unless a bear attacks you in the next three seconds and you snap its neck with your legs, that has no business being on your reel.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Possimpible’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.
Quote from Robin
Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."