Robin: Okay, Barney is so not for real about Patrice. Today he did the craziest, most clearly staged for my benefit thing ever.
[flashback to the news studio:]
Barney: Hey, Patrice, you ready for lunch?
Patrice: Sure.
[present:]
Robin: [scoffs] Right, right? I mean, what's next, birthday gifts? Wake up, people, this is not an overcorrection, it's fraud, and we need to keep trying to stop this.