Ted: This is a disaster. Some of them are already starting to go home. Although we seem to have picked up a German family.
Barney: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That thing with Robin and her creepy therapist gave me an idea. Ted, we have here a way to solve every single debate we've ever had! I mean, just look at the sample: guys, girls, blacks, Asians, a German family. You can't pay for that kind of focus group! Is macaroni salad really a salad? Hands up if you say "no."
Ted: Ha. Jacob or Edward? Who says Edward? Ha, ha. See? I told you. It's Edward James Olmos.
Barney: Would you rather have sex with a dead human being or a live an...?
Ted: Dude!
Barney: What?
Ted: Find the line.