Barney: Tell the story! Tell the story! Tell the story!
Marshall: Just let it go!
Robin: Well, hold on. Is it really funny?
Barney: Robin, I am not kidding you. I almost don't want you to hear it, because seriously... for the rest of your life, nothing else will ever be as funny and you will curse yourself for agreeing to ever hear it in the first place. But seriously, you got to hear it, it's so funny.