Robin: I can't believe you're leaving New York. Wait, is this be- Is this because of me?
Ted: No, it's not because of you. Well, maybe at first it was, but... It's been a really long week. Some stuff has happened and... it's just made me feel like it's, it's time to move on. Yes, good things happened to me in New York, but bad things happened, too.
Robin: Like your top five worst relationships?
Ted: Okay, come on. Let me hear it.
Robin: Number five, Blah Blah. Number four, boats, boats, boats. Number three, Karen. Number two, uh, Zoey. She made both lists. Number one, by a landslide, Jeanette.
Ted: Jeanette, of course.
Robin: By the way, have you talked to Jeanette lately?
Ted: I haven't talked to her.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Liar.