Ted: Where could Barney be?
Robin: Oh, relax. He always finds his way home.
Ted: St. Patrick's Day, 2008. He did not find his way home that night.
Robin: That dumpster was a block from his apartment. I call that a win. Also, that isn't the filthiest trash he's ever slept with. Ho! My future husband, folks! Or maybe he bailed on the wedding.
Ted: Oh, come on. Don't even think like that.
Robin: Well, he's terrified of commitment. Although, ironically, loves being tied down...