Loretta: People ever line up like this for your mom's eggs?
Robin: Loretta, even I could make better eggs than this.
Loretta: Oh, I'd love it if you'd come teach me how to make scrambled eggs.
Waiter: It's a scramble-off, everybody! A scramble-off to the death! Someone go watch for the cops!
Barney: Maybe we should have read up on this town before booking our wedding.