Future Ted: [v.o.] And so I made up my mind to settle for Cassie.
Ted: So, um, what kind of music do you like?
Cassie: Hmm... nothing.
Future Ted: Still, I felt optimistic. After all, Cassie was cute and single and heck, it's not like the universe was telling us we shouldn't be together.
[Cassie trips on a children's toy car and falls down the stairs]