Quote from Barney in Weekend at Barney's
Barney: Look, I don't want you getting back with Jeanette. Ted, what is my one rule? Ted: You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows? Barney: My other one rule. Ted: Flaxseed relieves upset stomach? Barney: My other one rule. Ted: Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid? Barney: My other one rule. Ted: Lebanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there? Barney: My other one rule. Ted: New is always better. Barney: New is always better!