Barney: All right, I got to know what she looks like. Show me a picture.
Ted: Well, normally, I'm above such things, but it's been a while, and, uh, Teddy's braggin'. Okay, here she is.
Barney: Okay. Scrolling up. Oh, yeah, those are "plow me" heels. Nice. Uh-huh. The knee bruise is encouraging. Working our way up to those 20-year-old ta-tas. Oh, gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles. Now, let's get a gander at dirty girl's face. Mm-hmm.
Ted: Her face says, "ready to bone," am I right? I say again, am I right?
Barney: That's my half-sister.
Ted: Then you probably shouldn't scroll to the next picture.
Barney: No!