Barney: Once the interview was over, I went in for the kill.
[montage flashback:]
Barney: You're perfect for the job. So congratulations. You're hi- No. I can't do this. I find you very attractive and it wouldn't be appropriate. [all the woman but one grasp Barney's hand at this point] It wouldn't be appropriate. It wouldn't be appropriate. I repeat. It- It would not be appropriate. [the woman finally grasps Barney's hand]
[present:]
Barney: It was like taking candy from an imaginary baby.