Ted: Barney, I will never, ever, ever try online dating.
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, I tried online dating. And, kids, the first girl I found was amazing, beautiful, smart, funny, huge fan of pre-war architecture. Favorite poet: Neruda. Favorite movie: Ghostbusters. And she didn't hate Cleveland.
Ted: She's perfect. So I sent her an e-mail inviting her to... mini golf. [Ted's phone rings. He answers]
Barney: [on the phone] Mini golf? Who takes a first date to mini golf? I'm coming over.
[Barney enters Ted's apartment]