Quote from Barney in Trilogy Time
[flashback to 2003:] Marshall: What about you, Barney? Any predictions for 2006? Barney: Oh, yeah. Picture it. [fantasy scene in 2006:] Barney: By the way, guys, this is Jody. You'll be seeing a lot more of Jody. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup! [back:] Marshall: How is that any different from your life right now? Barney: It's not. I'm KFC, baby. You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe. I want things to stay exactly the same, but with a different hottie. 'Cause Barney don't slurp no sloppy seconds especially his own.