Ted: Of course I'm gonna keep my job. Why wouldn't I keep my job?
Barney: Well, I mean, this whole architecture thing... isn't it more of a hobby?
Ted: Excuse me?
Barney: And now we're fighting. You know what? Forget I said anything.
Ted: No! No, no, no. We're having this discussion. Architecture is my life's work. Why don't you quit your job? I don't even know what it is you do for a living.
Barney: "What it is I do for a living?" I work, Ted, 14 hours a day so that our baby can have food and clothes and a nice house, while you sit around doodling pictures of buildings. That's "what it is I do." You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna go to the bar.
Ted: Yeah, right, right, 'cause the answer's always at the bottom of a bottle!