Barney: Ted, you're back. I've changed my mind. I'm in. Let's go.
Ted: Yeah, I changed my mind, too. You can't come. Everybody else, we're moving out.
[present:]
Kevin: That's harsh.
Barney: You know what else is harsh? Ultraviolet light. I fell asleep in the tanning bed this week and I think I got a sunburn on my cheek. It's so sensitive. It's like a big, red bull's-eye. Ouchie.
Robin: Did you take my blush out of my purse?