[fantasy scene with two Barneys, one dressed as Uncle Sam and another as a Canadian Mountie:]
Barney: [Canadian accent] Oh, hey there, I'm Barney, how are you?
Barney: No, I'm Barney. [punches Canadian Barney] Whoa.
Barney: [Canadian accent] You pack quite a wallop there. Hope you didn't hurt your hand.
Barney: Why are you so nice? [smashes vase over his head]
Barney: [Canadian accent] Oh, sorry about my thick noodle there. How about we split the cost of the vase, eh? Holy Zamboni. Wow, you really put your weight behind that one. That was a really good one. Oh, heavens to Gretzky, that was a real Chiclet rattler.