Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
Barney: So, all these years, there's this one question I've been dying to ask him. Lily: "Why did you abandon me?" Marshall: "Why'd you wait so long to contact me?" Robin: "You've hurt me before. Why should I trust you now?" [flashback to Barney meeting with Jerry at MacLaren's:] Barney: Do you... get laid a lot? Jerry: Big time. [sees a woman passing by] Observe. [Jerry walks over to the woman, who writes down her phone number. Jerry returns to Barney.] Barney: Oh, my God. That took you five seconds. Jerry: Oh, was it that long? Life's too short for chatty chicks. [rips the piece of paper] Barney: You're a master. You are legen... Wait for it. [present:] Barney: ...daddy! "Legendaddy"! The man is a god!