Quote from Barney in A Change of Heart
Nora: So, how do you all know Barney? Lily: Oh, I don't know how we know Barney. How does anyone know how they know anyone? [giggles nervously] I like your pretty hair, help me. Marshall: We did not meet him at a strip club. No, sir. Because... Barney don't go to no strip clubs. Nora: Oh, come on. Barney's been to a strip club once. Ted: Once? Barney: [under his breath] Thermos. Ted: Nope. Not even once.