Quote from Barney in Last Words
Barney: Wait a minute. Today, we are gonna make Marshall laugh. Robin: How? Barney: Ted, what's the one thing that always cracks him up? Ted: Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts. Barney: Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts, exactly! So we are gonna get our bro a four-star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards, and I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding crops. Ted: What about animals? Barney: Uh... claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists. We can do this!