Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much, right?
Barney: Oh, you don't want my opinion on that.
Lily: Why not?
Barney: If I had my dad's number, I would never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, that was really...
Barney: Whoa, a hottie with a body! Boing...!
Lily: Brief.
Barney: [looking at Robin] No. Lily, look. You saucy little minx. You sundressed up.