Barney: All right, wish me luck.
Lily: It's never going to happen. Barney, she's just going to pretend to like you the same way she hypnotized all these geniuses.
Barney: Yeah, but guess who's not going to fall under her spell? I'm gonna be all, "Drop the act, baby doll. Daddy needs a gin and tonic." Then when she brings it, I'll just spit it out and say, "Try again." Boom! Alpha dog is right where he belongs, on top. Then after a few minutes, on the bottom. Why should I do all the work?