Future Ted: [v.o.] There's two basic philosophies of how to handle yourself after a breakup. Some people throw themselves into...
Robin: My career. That's my number one focus right now. From now on, no more dating. Just work.
Future Ted: [v.o.] While others throw themselves into...
Barney: Every woman in New York City. That's right, Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your milswancas.
Marshall: Milswancas?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Correct! Circle gets the square.