Ted: You're kidding me with this.
Marshall: Hang on, Ted. Let's hear the man out.
Barney: Once I have her attention, it's time to bring out the big guns.
[fantasy scene of Barney and Lily sitting on a couch:]
Barney: Look, I love you. But, baby, with the little energy I have left after work, I want to shower you with love, not wash some silly dishes.
Lily: You're right. I'll do the dishes. Right after I do this. [sultry music plays]
Barney: Oh. Oh, yeah. Now turn around.
[in the present, Barney stands up and puts his hands forward as he imagines feeling Lily up]
Barney: Firm. Oh, yeah.
Ted: Are you going to hit him or should I?