Ted: I see what's going on. You, my friend, are suffering from a little-known condition, "little-known" because I just made it up, called New Relationship Smugness. You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything's perfect. Every song on the radio's about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it. NRS doesn't last forever.
Barney: It does when you're this awesome. Hey, check it out. Robin and I have been keeping a tally of how many beds we've done it in. We're up to 83 and a half.
Ted: A half?
Barney: Nineteenth century ottoman in an antique shop. [clicks tongue]