Quote from Barney in Murtaugh
Robin: You really want to make this bet with him? You know how he is. Ted: There is some pretty tough stuff on that list. I mean, do you really think Barney's gonna get his ear pierced? Barney: [holding a bloody toilet roll to his ear] "Get ear pierced." Check. All right, I'm off to go do laundry at Mom's house.