Ted: Stella, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told them. But they're my best friends. I tell them everything. I-I didn't even think about it.
Stella: Ted, that was so personal. Plus, now your friends think I'm a freak.
Ted: No, they don't.
Stella: Look, I realize it's weird, okay? Not many people go five years without having sex.
[cut to Barney and Randy at MacLaren's:]
Barney: 13 years??!!
Randy: I peaked really young.