Quote from Barney in Wait For It...
[At Marshall and Lily's wedding in 2007:] Barney: ...dary! Legendary! Dude, I am so excited that you're single again. We're going to conquer New York City. I already have a girl from work lined up for you. Right boob bigger than the left boob, which some choose to look at as bra half empty. I choose to look at as bra half full.