Quote from Barney in Bachelor Party
Treasure: It's broken. Oh, damn it, this is bad. I really can't lose this job. My daughters are about to start school, and my fiancé, well... ever since he got back from Iraq, pretty much all he does is drink. I think about leaving him, but I don't want my girls growing up without a dad like I did. I don't want them to know what that's like. Barney: So, show time? Ted: What is the matter with you? Barney: Her ankle's broken. I know for a fact that the second half of her act takes place largely in a seated or supine position. Treasure: Oh, that's true.