Quote from Barney in Single Stamina
Barney: It's not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing! You don't have to do this, bro! James: Yes, I do. Barney: Why?! James: Because Tom and I are gonna have a baby. Barney: What? There's gonna be a baby? James: Yes. We're adopting. Barney: Oh, my God. I'm gonna be an uncle? James: For the rest of your life. Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how Barney became Uncle Barney. A year later, at James's wedding, Barney could not have been more proud. Barney: To James and Tom. May you have a long and happy life together. And may I always have the skin and libido of a much younger man. Cheers.