Quote from Future Ted in The Pineapple Incident
Future Ted: [v.o.] I left Trudy a message but she never called me back. That's just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all you're left with is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, and we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.