Quote from Future Ted in Belly Full of Turkey
Dancer: Hey, I saw what you did for that guy? It was really sweet. Do you wanna dance? Ted: Uh, no thanks. You want some yams? Dancer: No thanks. I'm Amber. [shakes hands with Ted] Ted: I'm Ted. Dancer: Actually, I'm Tracy. Ted: Still Ted. Future Ted: [v.o.] And that, kids, is the true story of how I met your mother. Daughter & Son: What?! Future Ted: I'm kidding.