Quote from Robin in Belly Full of Turkey
Ted: This is crazy. When did it get so hard to do charity work? Robin: I do charity work all the time. Remember when I said I'd find you a girlfriend. Ted: Ha ha. Delightful. How is that little project coming along anyway? Robin: I'm working on it. I'm gonna introduce you to that girl you've been staring at. Ted: What? That's crazy, I haven't been staring at any girl... Robin: [to a woman] Have you met Ted? Ted: Hi, I'm the aforementioned Ted, and this is... [sees Robin has left] gone.