Ted: Robin, look, I didn't invite you to this party to set you up with Carlos. Or the one before that. Or the one before that. I threw these parties because I wanted to see you.
Robin: Well, here I am.
Ted: There's something here, look, unless I'm crazy.
Robin: You're not crazy. I- I don't know, Ted. I mean, we barely know each other and you're looking at me with that look and it's like...
Ted: Like what?
Robin: Like let's fall in love, and get married and have kids and drive them to soccer practice.
Ted: I'm not gonna force sports on them unless they're interested.
Robin: [laughs] It's a great look. But you're looking at the wrong girl.
Ted: No, I'm not.
Robin: Yes, you are. I don't wanna get married right now, maybe ever. And if we got together I'd feel like I'd either have to marry you or break your heart and... I just couldn't do either of those things. Just like you can't turn off the way you feel.