Quote from Marshall in Bagpipes
Barney: Hey, tiger. How you holding up? Do you need a hug? You want to talk about yesterday? Safe space. Ted: Barney thinks Lily asking you to wash your dishes right away is a sign your marriage is crumbling. Marshall: What? Why? Lily likes a clean sink, so I do the dishes right away, what's the big deal? Barney: I'll tell you what the big deal is. You know how I was always the best at being single? Ted: No. Barney: Well, now I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily. Marshall: Aw. Look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes, you think you can play with the big boys, adorable. Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.