Ted: Wow, I've got to hand it to Wendy the waitress. That was very mature of her.
Barney: She's gonna try to kill me. This is poisoned. [pours drink on floor]
Ted: What? You're being ridiculous.
Barney: Yours is poisoned too. [pours Ted's drink] She's trying to kill me and everyone close to me.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Barney: Ted! Look at the facts. I dump her and she says "No hard feelings". She's a psycho! What other explanation is there?
Ted: Uh, that you're letting yourself believe she's crazy so you don't have to face the far more likely possibility that she doesn't want to date you either?
Barney: Where did Marshall get that hamburger?
Ted: I don't know. I guess Wendy the waitress brought it to him.
Barney: Noooooooo!
[Barney runs, in slow motion, towards Marshall and knocks his hamburger out of his hand]
Marshall: Dude.
Barney: You're welcome.