Tim Quote #3415
Quote from Tim in Young at Heart
Tim: Well, I thought I was going down there to work on Brad's car. But it turns out that, you know, she was young, and she knew about The Three Stooges, and she knew cars, and she's attractive, and I was attracted to her.
Jill: So, was she attracted to you?
Tim: Well, it turns out, no. I went down there to pick up Brad's car. And I was telling her that I was happily married. And trying to explain how it would be easy to be attracted to a guy like me. And she introduces me to her big stud muffin boyfriend.
Jill: So, that must've been kind of embarrassing.
Tim: Yes, I made quite an idiot out of myself.
Jill: Go on.
Tim: Well, junior there called me "sir."
Jill: That's good.
Tim: She said I reminded her a lot of her dad.
Jill: Oh, that's really good.
Tim: Yeah. You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Jill: Oh, immensely.
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‘Young at Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to our Tool Time salute...
Al: to the last manly sport. [cow moos]
Both: Rodeo.
Tim: I mean, what's more manly than eating your steak after you finish riding it?
Al: That's right. These cowboys are a dying breed. Rugged individuals who pay no mind to their overbearing mothers that won't let them live their own life. Maybe it's out on the range, maybe not, but let them live their own lives!
Tim: Al.
Al: Well, moseying right along...
Tim: "Moseying along"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: This new French restaurant opening up in Royal Oak. Maybe your father and I should go there for our anniversary.
Brad: How come you're not gonna go to your favorite place? The one where that waiter always insults him.
Jill: Brad, it's our anniversary. I'm getting a new waiter to insult your dad.
Mark: Never stop giving.
Jill: No. Plus, I hate that guy at Sorrentino's. Antonio. He's really rude. And he sounds like Dracula. "Good evening."
Quote from Brad
Brad: Check this out. I guess they got this new program where they put cameras at intersections and try to catch drivers who run red lights.
Mark: Whoa, cool angles! They can get the license plate from the back and the driver from the front.
Jill: Let me see that. Gosh! Nobody's gonna be able to pick their nose in the car anymore.
Brad: I think this is outrageous. I mean, it's a blatant invasion of privacy. It's another example of Big Brother taking control and infiltrating every aspect of our lives.
Jill: You just don't want to get a ticket.
Brad: Fricking right!