Brad Quote #194
Quote from Brad in An Older Woman
Jill: Oh, yeah. Children. Mmm. Have you decided how many you want to have? Because I am very excited about the idea of grandchildren.
Samantha: Oh, I'd like one of each.
Tim: How about you, Brad?
Brad: Children?
Tim: Sure. You're gonna love them, coming home to their chubby little faces after a long night of delivering pizzas.
Brad: So, what makes you think I'll be delivering pizzas? Maybe I'll still work at the sporting goods store.
Jill: Oh. Well, yeah. But, you know, you're gonna probably need a second job to support the kids.
Brad: OK. I see what you're doing here. You're trying to scare us. It's not going to work.
Samantha: Well, Brad, if your parents are having a problem, we should talk this out.
Brad: No, Samantha, I'm through talking. I mean, I talked to them. They said they were gonna be supportive. I guess it was just an act. Let's get out of here.
Samantha: Well, thanks for dinner. It was... OK.
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Wilson: The 19th century English novelist Elizabeth Gaskell said, "The wise parent nurtures the desire for independence in order to become a friend and advisor when his absolute power ceases."
Tim: If an English novelist said that, how come it's not in English?
Jill: What he means is if we expect Brad to listen to us we've got to be on his side.
Tim: But we're not on his side, honey.
Jill: Yeah, but it's reverse psychology. We have to pretend we are.
Wilson: Well, that isn't the most honest interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.
Jill: I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.
Tim: Show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad?
Brad: Listen, before you guys say anything, there's something I want to tell you.
Tim: You want to register at Toys 'R' Us?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad, do you think maybe you're moving a little fast in this relationship?
Brad: We're moving fast because we really like each other.
Tim: Brad, I think the point is she is three years older than you. And, um, we're just worried that maybe you're getting in too deep.
Brad: You're three years older than Mom.
Tim: Look how deep I'm in.