Tim Quote #2029
Quote from Tim in The Bud Bowl
Tim: I'm sorry about what happened in the bowling alley. I acted like an idiot.
Jill: Tim, it's not just about last night. This kind of stuff has been happening ever since you went to work for Bud.
Tim: It has?
Jill: Yeah. Remember the weekend that we were gonna have together, just the two of us?
Tim: It ended up being the three of us, didn't it?
Jill: Exactly. I'm just afraid that whenever Bud says, "Jump," you'll say, "How high?" And I'm gonna be the one you land on.
Tim: Well, I'll try not to land on you.
Jill: Tim, I don't want you to forget about your ambition. I really don't. I just don't want you to forget about me.
Tim: I don't want to do that. Well, if my ambition gets in the way, just, um... like, make sure that I know about it.
Jill: OK. I'm ready for those flowers now.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Hey, Wilson. Am I losing my mind? Or do I hear crickets in the middle of winter?
Wilson: Well, you certainly do, neighbor. I brought my pet crickets out to serenade me.
Tim: Wilson, have you ever had a normal pet?
Wilson: Well, I had a marmoset once. But my ocelot ate it.
Tim: You're one odd duck, Wilson.
Wilson: I had one of those. Ocelot got it, too.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Put away the fish, get out your bowling shoes. We're going bowling and dinner with Bud and his wife tonight.
Jill: Tonight? I can't go tonight. I have that lecture for my Abnormal Psych class.
Tim: You don't have to go to that. You know what they're going to say. "There's a lot of crazy people out there and there's nothing we can do about it."
Jill: You're living proof of that.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You say that you need me by your side. And then you don't even treat me like a person. You acted like I was just one of your appendages.
Tim: Well, forgive me for thinking my career's important.
Jill: Apparently, that's all you think is important.
Tim: Oh, that's not true. Where you hit me with the bowling ball I find quite important too.
Jill: Well, that's OK. Because I think it's gonna have plenty of time to heal!