Tim Quote #1887
Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Pilot: [over p.a.] Ladies and gentlemen, we're approaching the Detroit metropolitan area. Now, unfortunately, visibility is so low that we are unable to land. It looks like we may be diverted to Toledo.
Tim: This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable! I won't make it home for the first time at Christmas. I have no gift for Jill. And I won't see the boys light up the Christmas lights.
Al: Come on, have some faith, Tim, there's still some time.
Tim: It's hopeless. The kids'll be lighting it up now anyway.
Pilot: [over p.a.] Wait a minute. A tremendous beam of light has just broken through the fog.
Tim: That's my house! Those are our lights!
Pilot: [over p.a.] I've just heard from the tower that we now have visibility and will be able to land after all.
Tim: All right! Hey! If he lands there, he's gonna land right on the manger. Wait a minute. What's that clown doing next to baby Jesus?
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‘'Twas the Flight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Al: You know, Ilene, I resent your attitude towards my mother. She's a wonderful, giving woman who lights up all the lives she touches.
Ilene: Oh, please! I am so sick of you putting your mother up on a pedestal!
Jill: [quietly to Tim] You got to admire him for having the strength to hoist her up there. Oh, my God! I'm turning into you.
Tim: It's kind of fun, isn't it?
Quote from Tim
Tim: We really have to get there. Is there a car-rental counter here?
Clerk: Of course. [removes the "Ticket Counter" sign and puts up a "Pilgrim Car Rental" sign] Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles.
Tim: It's four degrees outside.
Clerk: Then I'd advise you to leave the top up.
Al: Could you give us a map so we could find our way to Kinross?
Clerk: No problem. I don't think the map is going to do you much good.
Al: Why not?
Clerk: The roads are closed.
Tim: Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
Clerk: I was wondering the same thing myself.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, it looks like we're going to make it home in time for Christmas, Al.
Al: The only problem is I still don't know what to do about Ilene and my mother. How can I choose between the woman who means more to me than anything, or my girlfriend?