Al Quote #228
Quote from Al in The First Temptation of Tim
Al: How could you possibly make a decision like that without thinking how it affects me?
Jill: Al...
Al: Oh, you're just... You're so selfish. It's always Tim, Tim, Tim. Just once, what about Al?
Jill: What about breakfast? I got pancakes, waffles...
Al: I don't want breakfast. I want to know why you're trying to ruin my career.
Tim: You wanna know why I don't want to go national? You wanna know why? I'll tell you exactly why...
Jill: Potatoes. I got O'Brien potatoes, hash browns...
Al: Well, I thought that I could count on you, but obviously all you can think about is yourself. I guess you just forgot about a little word called "loyalty." [exits]
Tim: Would you remind me one more time... why I am giving up my dream for that man?
Jill: OK, OK, OK. Nothing's coming.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The First Temptation of Tim’ Quotes
Quote from Delores
Tim: [to Bud] I've been together with Al for six years, though.
Delores: OK, you've got 14 plates of potatoes coming.
Tim: That's... That's just great, Delores.
Delores: OK, I've got hash browns, home fries or O'Briens.
Tim: Am I your only customer?
Delores: No, but you're my favorite.
Quote from Bud
Tim: Bud, I-I can't do Tool Time without Al. Everybody loves Al.
Bud: Oh, no, no, no, not everybody. Now, we did some audience testing and the numbers show that Al is a big dud with the younger viewers.
Tim: I don't put much stock in audience testing.
Bud: Well, now, you tested through the roof.
Tim: On the other hand, it's quite a valuable tool.
Bud: Oh, audiences love you. Of course, they don't love you as much as they love Heidi.
Tim: Yeah, that's funny. You're not kidding? Heidi tested better than me?
Bud: Heidi tested better than Santa Claus.
Quote from Delores
Delores: OK, here are your egg dishes.
Tim: Oh, it's great, Delores.
Delores: Your hot cereals and breakfast meats will be out in a minute.
Tim: Okay. [to Bud] You know, I'm really adamant about this with Al. I have to...
Delores: Your get choice of bacon, ham or sausage.
Tim: Sausage. [to Bud] The reason I think Al...
Delores: Links or patties?
Tim: Links, please. The first...
Delores: Mild or spicy?
Tim: Just surprise me!
[Delores straightens a plate on the table and then walks off in a huff]