Tim Quote #1186
Quote from Tim in Swing Time
Wilson: Tim, have you got a problem?
Tim: I'm just mad at myself. I thought I had the perfect Mother's Day gift for Jill, but I don't. Now I got a flatbed truck comin' over with Al and his mom with a hot tub on it. But the worst thing is, I gave away the swing set, and it looks like it meant a lot to Jill.
Wilson: I remember when you built that swing set, Tim. It was 14 years ago. You'd just moved in. I'd never seen anyone attach an outboard motor to a swing before.
Tim: That swing set was the first thing I made for my boys. You know? I picked out the best redwood for that. I had six coats of sealer on there. Boy, I worked night and day on that thing.
Wilson: Sounds like it meant an awful lot to you too, Tim.
Tim: Yeah. I remember the day Brad was born. I had the swing set all set up so he could use it when he got home. Babies - who knew they couldn't sit up?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Swing Time’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Brad: Dad, here comes Mom!
Tim: No, no, no!
Jill: Hey, guys, it's really late. What are you doing out here?
Tim: We all have problems. We're waitin' for Wilson to wake up.
Quote from Jill
Mark: Here you go, Mom. Basil omelet. Happy Mother's Day.
Jill: Oh, that's so sweet of you, honey. Looks delicious.
Brad: And Mom, don't forget your basil butter with your toast.
Jill: Basil butter. Well, that's original.
Randy: If you think that's original, wait till you taste your fresh-squeezed basil juice.
Mark: We also made you coffee.
Jill: Is it green? [Mark nods]
Tim: And for dessert, fresh-baked basil cream pie.
Jill: I should've said I like diamonds.
Quote from Al
Pete: Anyway, Timmy, there's no one more qualified than Les, and no one knows more about tools than Les.
Tim: No one?
Al: You heard him, Tim.
Tim: Oh, yeah? Then why does everybody call me "The Tool Man"?
Les: Because it's your show and you made up the name?
Al: I like her.
Tim: I'd be willing to stake my tool reputation against anyone.
Les: Well, how about me?
Tim: [scoffs] Les. Leslie. I wouldn't want to embarrass you. Anybody who challenges me, it always ends up the same way.
Les: [laughs] You lose?
Al: I love her!