Tim Quote #31
Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Tim: We do need heat for this project. And for that we use the Binford Burnblaster 2000 propane torch. Wanna grab the torch, Al?
Al: Yeah. Coming right up, Tim.
[title: "What Al doesn't know is Tim has hidden the torch from him to make an important point."]
Tim: Torch, please, Al.
Al: Uh, uh... Gimme a second, Tim.
Tim: Al? We're on the air. Al, we need that torch.
Al: [o.s.] I'm looking. I'm looking.
Tim: Al, it's a critical part of the show. Thousands of viewers are waiting to see that thing.
Al: I'm trying, dammit. I'm only human.
Tim: Oh, relax. Come on, Al... Oh, look. It's right over here. Folks, this is a demonstration. Don't try this at home. I hid the torch from Al.
Al: You what?
Tim: I, you know, didn't mean to panic you.
Al: You hid the torch?
Tim: To make a point.
Al: And what point would that be, Tim?
Tim: Well, you should always know where your tools are. 'cause otherwise you could get pretty irritated, like you seem to be. Go ahead, light the torch, Al.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Mow Better Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.