Jill Quote #1092
Quote from Jill in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Dr. Hanover: Well, speaking for the committee, we feel that your thesis is basically quite solid.
Jill: Oh, good.
Dr. Miller: But we felt there were a few things that were just a hair off.
[The camera zooms in on Dr. Hanover's bald head]
Jill: A hair off?
Dr. Hanover: Dr. Miller, would you like to elaborate?
Dr. Miller: Well, I...
Jill: Was it the conclusion? Was it too thin? Sparse? I mean, shallow?
Dr. Miller: I wasn't ready to talk about the conclusion just yet.
Jill: Oh, sorry, I jumped ahead... I mean forward.
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Jill: Yes, it should. You've given me a lot to think about. Thank you, Wilson. You're always so sensible.
Wilson: Well, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an old brown bat to seduce.
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