Tim Quote #3495
Quote from Tim in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Tim: Let me guess. You're reading the footnotes?
Brad: Yeah, that's very funny. I'm doing physical therapy for soccer. I gotta put some weight on my knees.
Tim: Have you tried standing up?
Brad: Here, take that. All right. Come on, Dad. Lean on me.
Tim: You ready for this?
Brad: Oh, yes. All right, buddy. Okay, go.
Jill: [enters] What do they call that? Jerk du Soleil?
Tim: I tell you, this kid's getting strong. Pretty soon he'll be able to lift you.
Jill: Very funny. Ha! Ha!
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Tim: Who can?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, my drama department wanted me to rewrite my play. But I was very passionate about Walking Naked.
Jill: So, you refused to make any of the changes?
Wilson: No, no, no, no. Quite the opposite. I caved in, rewrote the whole play. It was a big success.
Jill: You must've been thrilled!
Wilson: Uh-uh. No, I felt terrible because I compromised the integrity of the play.
Jill: So, you think that I should just stick to what I wrote originally?
Wilson: You know, Jill, your name is gonna be on that thesis forever. Shouldn't it represent something that you truly believe in?
Jill: Yes, it should. You've given me a lot to think about. Thank you, Wilson. You're always so sensible.
Wilson: Well, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an old brown bat to seduce.
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