Tim Quote #3172
Tim: I'm just about finished splitting the wood for your party.
Wilson: Well, thank you, neighbor. You know, I'm very anxious to get your opinion of this woman I've been dating.
Tim: Oh, she's great. Just don't marry her.
Wilson: Oh, you haven't even met her.
Tim: Doesn't matter.
Wilson: Neighbor, you are a yuck a minute.
Mozart: [squawks] Yuck-a-minute. Yuck-a-minute.
Wilson: See? Even Mozart's got a sense of humor.
Tim: Maybe you should put Mozart on the TV show and have him...
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‘Bewitched’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Detective Roberts: Do we have anything to link her to the crime scene? A black cat? A broom?
Tim: How about her amulet that she wore around her neck? It's right here. Hey, look at that. It's my fez. I've been looking all over for this thing.
Detective Roberts: Your fez? What happened to the amulet?
Tim: Well... I had it in my hand.
Detective Roberts: You tampered with the crime scene?
Tim: I did not know it was a crime. I did not know it at the time.
Detective Roberts: Dr. Seuss claims there was a witch.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Guys, guys, forget about me. Shouldn't we be looking for Wilson?
Detective Roberts: Yeah. We'll get that in motion as soon as you give us some more information. Now, look, Tim. Can I call you Tim?
Tim: I'd like that.
Detective Roberts: You really had no idea about your neighbor's financial situation?
Tim: No, no. I mean, he's a real simple guy. He eats squirrel. And he's been wearing the same hat for 15 years.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I'm innocent. I've been framed, here. Honey, say something about...
Agatha: We just need a positive ID on the body.
Tim: Body?
Agatha: Bring it in. [the sheet is pulled back to the end of Wilson's nose]
Detective MacIntyre: Is this Mr. Wilson?
Jill: Oh, God! Yeah.
Brad: Why'd you do it, Dad?
Tim: I didn't do anything.
Wilson: Boo! [Tim screams] [everyone else cheers and laughs] He never saw it coming! Got ya!
Heidi: You are the king.
Wilson: I am the king!