Tim Quote #3162
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair Lady
Jill: So you're saying that Trudy is the perfect woman for Al?
Tim: You know, you know, I've always had a good feeling about her.
Jill: You said she was a frumpy kook!
Tim: The same thing I've called Al. They're an ideal couple.
Jill: You don't care about Al.
Tim: Yes, I care about him.
Jill: You just care about that stupid Ferrari!
Tim: Stupid Ferrari? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. For the sake of our marriage, I'm going to pretend that you never said that.
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‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"