Tim Quote #2537
Quote from Tim in The Feminine Mistake
Al: Hey, Tim. What's up?
Tim: Hey, daddy-o! You know, in 3-D, you got 16 chins.
Al: Oh, no. Don't tell me they bought your idea to do Tool Time in 3-D.
Tim: Not just Tool Time. For one night, every show on the station is gonna be 3-D, right? Knitting With Norm.
Al: No!
Tim: Cooking With Irma.
Al: Oh, that'll be a great ratings grabber. What, we have Irma's fish kabobs flying at the camera?
Tim: All right, so it sounds a little cheesy.
Al: Sounds cheesy?
Tim: All right, it is cheesy! That's what makes it fun. We'll follow in the footsteps of 3-D horror classics, Doctor Fong's House of Chain Gang Cheerleaders. [grunting] Oh, yeah. [Asian accent] Love Doctor Fong!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Feminine Mistake’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: Thanks to your honesty, we've now not only lost Brad, we might as well write off Mark and Randy as well.
Tim: We haven't lost anybody. Let me ask you a question. Bottom line, what do you think would happen if the boys turned out just like me?
Jill: It would be the strongest argument yet against cloning.
Tim: Hey, don't bring sheep into this.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Wow, Angela does good work!
Brad: Yeah. She does, doesn't she?
Jill: I want to talk about you two.
Brad: Mom, we've already had the sex talk.
Jill: This isn't the sex talk. This is the socks talk.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So how does your garden grow?
Jill: Oh, it's a little heavy on the manure lately. Brad thinks it's OK to have Angela do his chores for him. Tim doesn't see anything wrong with that.
Wilson: Oh, men! No matter how much ground we feminists have gained, there is still so much work left to be done.
Jill: "We" feminists?
Wilson: Jill, I've always been a big proponent of the women's movement. You know, I spent most of the sixties with my face behind a protest sign.