Tim Quote #2020
Quote from Tim in The Bud Bowl
Tim: Tonight, if you don't mind, let's not talk about your psychology class. I want to make sure Bud's having a good time.
Jill: You're gonna tell me what I can and cannot say to the man?
Tim: Just a suggestion, you know? I want to make sure that he's in a good mood to listen to my ideas, all right?
Jill: Well, I don't know. If I knew you were gonna treat me this way, maybe I shouldn't have come.
Tim: I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm just a little nervous about tonight. I want everything to go well. And hey, I need you here. I want you here. I mean, the empire wouldn't be an empire without an empress. With you by my side... [hugs Jill]
Bud: Hey, Tim!
[Jill falls onto Tim's chair after he rushes to greet Bud]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Bud Bowl’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Hey, Wilson. Am I losing my mind? Or do I hear crickets in the middle of winter?
Wilson: Well, you certainly do, neighbor. I brought my pet crickets out to serenade me.
Tim: Wilson, have you ever had a normal pet?
Wilson: Well, I had a marmoset once. But my ocelot ate it.
Tim: You're one odd duck, Wilson.
Wilson: I had one of those. Ocelot got it, too.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Put away the fish, get out your bowling shoes. We're going bowling and dinner with Bud and his wife tonight.
Jill: Tonight? I can't go tonight. I have that lecture for my Abnormal Psych class.
Tim: You don't have to go to that. You know what they're going to say. "There's a lot of crazy people out there and there's nothing we can do about it."
Jill: You're living proof of that.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You say that you need me by your side. And then you don't even treat me like a person. You acted like I was just one of your appendages.
Tim: Well, forgive me for thinking my career's important.
Jill: Apparently, that's all you think is important.
Tim: Oh, that's not true. Where you hit me with the bowling ball I find quite important too.
Jill: Well, that's OK. Because I think it's gonna have plenty of time to heal!